Well you’ve done it. Your uppance has finally come. Stop praying to all the forgotten gods and rest your throbbing think melon. This is the tried and true method for curing a hangover: 1: Invent time travel. 2: Travel to before you started your odyssey of inebriation. 3: Try to reason with yourself. 4: Try again. 5: Congratulations! You’ve listened to your advise. Have a congratulatory libation! 6: Repeat steps as needed.