You don’t have to wait until spring to start cleaning out your desks at home and at the office with Brando’s USB Portable Paper Shredder, you can do it as long as there is a USB port available nearby. All you need to do is place the damning piece of creative accounting evidence inside and press a button. Should there be no USB port in the vicinity, you can always rely on a quartet of AA batteries to do the dirty job. The USB Portable Paper Shredder has a shredding capacity of 5 sheets.