“Thousands of years ago, thirteen crystal heads were scattered across the earth – and they are greater and more powerful than anything we have the ability to manufacture today. Their workmanship is perfect: they contain no tool marks and have been cut against the natural axis of the crystal, defying the laws of physics. Some say they are artifacts from the lost civilization of Atlantis, some say they date back to the Mayans, still others say they were created by a higher intelligence. Brought together, the Crystal Heads are said to contain vast knowledge and enlightenment capable of unlocking our most enigmatic ancient mysteries. Alone, each is believed to house radiant psychic energy, which has magical powers and healing properties.”
Hey, let’s fill them with vodka! Yup, Dan Aykroyd has replicated these all-powerful heads and filled them with quadruple distilled Newfoundland vodka. We have to admit, it’s a really compelling sell job and we sure as hell want one of these premium suckers, but there’s also something odd about it. Look for Chevy Chase’s Virgin Mary Margarita Mix at a store near you! Check it out.